Awkward at meeting my 16 year old self

I just watched a news article of myself, at age 16. I hadn’t seen it in years.

Of course I am critical of myself but:

1) I sound like a country hick.

2) Kinda look like one.

3) Jersey is unflattering/

4) Hair is long, uneven, and ratty. I hadn't cut it in almost two years, I was growing a short boy mohawk thing out.

5) Speak way too fast. Enunciation is still a problem.

6) Awkward in front of the camera, compared to everyone else in clip, especially old S.F.Scott who is relaxed as.

7) I TALK FUNNY, and my mouth looks odd after talking. Like at the end of sentences.
8) I'm sure everyone who reads this will think - but you sound the same now, Sonya. Yeah, okay. I have never liked my Keeeeweeee accent and fast-talkedness or stufff.

I had never had a camera pointed at me before. And they did make me do awkward, lame arty things over and over like speak my poem a million times while walking down a road, by a river.

If you insist, this is the link

3 News Video, August 2008

I'll stop complaining now.